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I can’t understand teens nowadays.

box-o-laughs:

funnybro:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

home of the retarded seals

(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids)





gettingdrunkwithjesus:

lydiaaaa <3 i’m raping her facebook atm. I’m sure she’ll love me when she next checks her tumblr. :) I can’t believe she doesn’t think she’s beautiful tbh :/

i checked my email, my new rebel t2i is getting to my house this upcoming monday. This is a big boy camera haha, but i know this is not going to be something i pick up fast and put down faster, one because I’m really getting into filmmaking and two its a buttload of money, and my mom will be on me to see if i use or or else she’ll return it. The reason i bought my first dslr is to start making short movies with vfx, with people like corridor digital, freddiew and a bunch others making great content that inspires me. I can’t create beauty(cant draw anything past imitating rage comics haha) so i want to capture and share it. expect some crappy content as i learn how to use this thing, hopefully some of you will like it. eventually. 



nickholmes:

Where is your God now? 

So there’s a piano in our gym/cafeteria/auditorium…..and everyday this chick plays the ice cream song…MAKE IT STOPP



so my mom used an old Portuguese strategy of de-assifying our house by boiling some cinnamon sticks to get rid of the smell of fish…when the smell was gone I put some sugar and milk and damn its nom-glugalicious



star wars is one of my apus history IDs….oh wait nevermind it’s about warding off space nukes…meh



n-ausea:

fuckin french bulldogs man
ugh i love em



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